For Friday night dinner, was coaxed into going to the Hillel Grad student meal. It blew. Me and 2 others tried to make a subtle exit. They were doing a presentation about Birthright, so we decided we would make our getaway 1 by 1 between speakers. After one of the speakers ended, I got up to sneak out. The woman running the panel turns to me and says, "Oh, did you want to say something about Birthright?" Now the only thing I know about Birthright is that it could be traded for lentil soup, so I responded, "No, I was just standing up" and bolt for the door. Totally inconspicuous.