Redskins Outscored Papa John's on Sunday

"In seasons past, the restaurant chain's offer of a free pizza topping every time the Redskins scored a touchdown was unlikely to overburden anyone's pie. Last year, it was rare when the Redskins earned pizza lovers anything more than a pepperoni-and-mushroom."

"I had somebody come in with a list of 14 toppings," said Mike House, the manager of a Papa John's store in Fairfax City. "My computer won't take more than 10." He was making 14-topping pizzas, but he warned people that they wouldn't be well cooked. The chain has 17 toppings, but some locations offer fewer.

Hilarious.

Dan