The Last Call with Death Row Inmate

***Disclaimer--"the lam girls will not voluntarily be the subject of your humor."***

I was not the least bit surprised when I read this evening about some extra-curricular conjugal activities performed by death row awaitee, Charles V. Thompson.

Actual CNN Headline: "Death row escapee enjoyed time on lam."

As a result of this disparaging news, Y.U. President Richard Joel has issued a Stern warning to keep the girls at bay. The culprit is now safe at home with her family.

Dan