You Can DUI It

Welcome to the latest installment of "Who's Hot, Who's Not" moms of NBA players edition. First up, Gloria James. Let's check in to see how she handled her DUI arraignment today:

"The mother of Cleveland Cavaliers star Lebron James pleaded no contest and was found guilty on Friday of four charges after her SUV nearly hit an unmarked police vehicle and she kicked a window of a patrol car."

Let's see how that bodes for the 38-year-old mom.

"James also must perform 100 hours of community service, pay more than $400 in fines and costs and pay for $150 in damage to the police cruiser."

Not bad, not bad. All things considered, she got off pretty nicely. Therefore, we're going to reward her with the Kosher Delight Hot Sauce Hot Mom of the Week award.

Now, on to someone who's not sitting as pretty as Ms. James: Carrie Mae Stoudemire.

"The mother of Phoenix Suns star Amare Sotudemire was sentenced Friday to three years in prison in a drunken driving case."

Ouch. Not as lucky, my friend. Go directly to jail, do not collect $200. In fact, pay $2,500.

Until next time,

Dan