Best Jews at Controlling the World

The results are in, as The Forward has released its list of the most influential American Jews. The list contained most of the usual politicians, ambassadors, leaders, and advocates that usually are on the list. However, new to the list this year is reggae star Matisyahu, of Jimmy Kimmel on the YU network fame. I'm not sure if this was a genuine selection or just a diversion to confuse the folks at JewWatch so that our real World Controllers could operate freely. Then again, there probably isn't much value in analyzing the opinions of a newspaper that still prints an edition in Yiddish.