Monday, November 14, 2005

MVP

On the ESPN Nation poll, Ortiz carried 47 of 50 states over Arod in the MVP voting, a Reaganesque victory. The only states to support Arod were NY, NJ (which both make sense) and Missouri (which makes none.) We can only assume that Missouri, home to Dick Gephardt, who has a gay daughter, has a large homosexual population. Only possible explanation. Either that or the people of Missouri were too busy shopping for thanksgiving flowers to pay attention to Papi's clutch hitting all season. Ka-ching.

2 Comments:

Blogger Student of The Game said...

Actually, I think its leftover resentment from the Sox sweeping the Cards in last year's World Series.

7:10 PM

 
Blogger Danny the Manny said...

Thanksgiving flowers....nice touch!

8:38 PM

 

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