Hands Off this Guy's Goat Meat

I'm sorry, but this story is too funny to not post. No words can accurately describe my reaction to the events that unfolded. The story speaks for itself:

A guy walked in a butcher shop in Springfield, Virginia, with his teenaged son Saturday evening to buy some goat meat.

"However, the workers said the man became so upset when he was given chicken that he slipped behind the counter and cut off his own hand. When police arrived, they said, the man was holding his severed hand screaming, 'I'm not a terrorist. I did this for my family.'"

Too many questions, all that begin with W.

Dan