Asian Invasion Hits Coors Field

I was glancing at the listed starters for the Milwaukee-Colorado game this evening, as I am wont to do, and I noticed that the starting pitchers tonight are Tomo Ohka vs. Byung-Hyun Kim. Now, I won't (not wont) be "that guy" who goes and makes a tasteless remark about the nationalities of these two pitching legends. What I will point out is that Coors Field should expect a record attendance of 56 billion people. In between innings, there's sure to be a contest where you have to guess between 55.8, 55.9 and 56.0. Yatta! will reportedly be singing the National Anthem and throwing out the ceremonial first twigs and berries.

Dan