Monday Morning Quarterback's Vast Appeal

Borrowed from Peter King's Monday Morning Quarterback column:

Terrell Owens has two homes, in Atlanta and Moorestown, N.J., on the market, at a combined listing price of more than $9 million.
The Atlanta home has a beach in the backyard. To the best of my knowledge, there is no ocean there, but there is a beach.
The New Jersey home has two dishwashers. Which led HBO's Jason Cohen to wonder: "Maybe he's trying to keep kosher.''

Dan